Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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