Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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