Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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