Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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