Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
How many fucks given?
0.12846
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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