I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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