If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
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