Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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