absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Drunk is not a location!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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