i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
