She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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