They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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