found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Randomize
