My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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