Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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