Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I think my moral compass just broke
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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