dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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