I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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