So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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