at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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