question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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