Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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