Kiss
Puke
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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