Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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