sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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