What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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