Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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