His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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