I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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