remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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