i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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