I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
