i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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