Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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