rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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