Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
its liver damage thursday
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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