apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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