Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Dear god my vagina.
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