in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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