i jhust puked up my retainher.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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