Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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