id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It was like giving head to a cactus.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
not ubering you a puppy
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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