this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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