ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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