Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
They have beer where we have blood.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
