woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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