I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
