super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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