There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
