Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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