Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
No I am not eating basil off your cock
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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