i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
