I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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