Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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