so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I want to make a zoo with you.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
sarcasm needs its own font
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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