Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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