i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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